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Good news: the US Senate has passed a bipartisan large Public Lands Bill, which will provide billions right now and continued sustained funding for National Parks.
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If the evolution of animals was one day... (600 million years)
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* From 1am to 4am, most of the modern types of animals have evolved (Cambrian explosion)
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* Animals get on land a bit at 3am. Early risers! It takes them until 7am to actually breath air.
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* Around noon, first octopuses show up.
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* Dinosaurs arrive at 3pm, and stick around until quarter to ten.
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* Humans and chimpanzees split off about fifteen minutes ago, modern humans and Neanderthals lived in the last minute, and the pyramids were built around 23:59:59.2.
  
There a number of interesting and good parts about this, besides the obvious that National Parks are being funded better and predictably:
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In that world, if that was a Sunday:
# the main reason why this passed and was made was that the Evangelical movement in the US is increasingly reckoning that Pro-Life also means Pro-Environment, and this really helped with making this bill a reality. This is major as it could set the US on a path to become a more sane nation regarding environmental policies. If this could also extend to global warming, that would be wonderful, but let's for now be thankful for any momentum in this direction.
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* Saturday would have started with the introduction of sexual reproduction
# the sustained funding comes from oil and gas operations, which has a certain satisfying irony to it. I expect this part to backfire a bit somehow, but I don't know how yet.
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* Friday would have started by introducing the nucleus to the cell
# Even though this is a political move by Republicans in order to safe two of their Senators this fall, many Democrats supported it because the substance of the bill is good. Let's build on this momentum of bipartisanship.
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* Thursday recovering from Wednesday's catastrophe
# This has nothing to do with the pandemic, for once, but was in work for a long time. So all of the reasons above are true even without the pandemic.
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* Wednesday photosynthesis started, and lead to a lot of oxygen which killed a lot of beings just before midnight
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* Tuesday bacteria show up
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* Monday first forms of life show up
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* Sunday morning, planet Earth forms, pretty much at the same time as the Sun.
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* Our galaxy, the Milky Way, is about a week older
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* The Universe is about another week older - about 22 days.
  
* [https://www.nytimes.com/2020/06/17/us/senate-national-parks-funding-bill.html New York Times on the bill]
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There are several things that surprised me here.
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* That dinosaurs were around for such an incredibly long time. Dinosaurs were around for seven hours, and humans for a minute.
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* That life started so quickly after Earth was formed, but then took so long to get to animals.
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* That the Earth and the Sun started basically at the same time.
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Addendum April 27: Álvaro Ortiz, a graphic designer from Madrid, [https://populate.tools/blog/if-life-was-one-day turned this text into an infographic].
  
 
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Latest revision as of 16:28, 15 November 2020

If the evolution of animals was one day... (600 million years)

  • From 1am to 4am, most of the modern types of animals have evolved (Cambrian explosion)
  • Animals get on land a bit at 3am. Early risers! It takes them until 7am to actually breath air.
  • Around noon, first octopuses show up.
  • Dinosaurs arrive at 3pm, and stick around until quarter to ten.
  • Humans and chimpanzees split off about fifteen minutes ago, modern humans and Neanderthals lived in the last minute, and the pyramids were built around 23:59:59.2.

In that world, if that was a Sunday:

  • Saturday would have started with the introduction of sexual reproduction
  • Friday would have started by introducing the nucleus to the cell
  • Thursday recovering from Wednesday's catastrophe
  • Wednesday photosynthesis started, and lead to a lot of oxygen which killed a lot of beings just before midnight
  • Tuesday bacteria show up
  • Monday first forms of life show up
  • Sunday morning, planet Earth forms, pretty much at the same time as the Sun.
  • Our galaxy, the Milky Way, is about a week older
  • The Universe is about another week older - about 22 days.

There are several things that surprised me here.

  • That dinosaurs were around for such an incredibly long time. Dinosaurs were around for seven hours, and humans for a minute.
  • That life started so quickly after Earth was formed, but then took so long to get to animals.
  • That the Earth and the Sun started basically at the same time.

Addendum April 27: Álvaro Ortiz, a graphic designer from Madrid, turned this text into an infographic.

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